Humans are in fact Sheep

Never let it be said that pets can’t predict fashion trends. Two months ago Princess and I launched the classy Dottie Dog Collar, which was designed by moi. Not only is it a really popular design but now all the human fashion magazines are copying the monochrome style…

Meanwhile, Princess’s Union Jack Charm has also been very popular amongst the nation’s patriotic pets, and the humans are trying to copy that too…

Celebs Magazine May 09

POINT OF LAW OF THE MONTH: Cat Law – Anything on the ground is a cat toy. Anything not there yet, soon will be.