Cats: Don't sit too close to Wheelie Bins

Yes, they are very warm and yes, they provide a lovely vista of your territory, but as the lovely Lola of Coventry discovered this month, they are not pleasant places when you've been stuck inside for 15 hours. So fellow felines, avoid the Mary Bale's of this world and choose a bed instead.

 
QUOTE OF THE MONTH: "No more tears now; I will think about revenge." Mary, Queen of Scots